cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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convert your office into a horrible disaster

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guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

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leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne

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yourmediahasproblems:

littlemissrantsalot:

yourmediahasproblems:

i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”

Or we could just stop stereotyping people.

you’re cast

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Friendly reminder that when Gimli gets scared he calls for Legolas (⊙‿⊙✿)

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thorinds:

When the world’s most perfect title ever created is changed into “The Battle of the Five Armies”

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Changing the title of the third Hobbit movie

johnlockedness:

perlockholmes:

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I KNOW I AM SO ANGRY AND CONFUSED

sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a girl

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mirkwoodrave:

collecting-cadavers:

This video is very important

YES.

mirkwoodrave:

am i one of the few people happy with the movie title change?

The Battle of the Five Armies sums it up better and it gives it the epic title it deserves

There and Back Again is a good title, but it doesn’t really gear you up for all the action that’ll be in the film

it’s like naming Frozen ‘Cold’ …

But There and Back Again is a nod to Bilbo’s book, which is The Hobbit…

"There and Back Again, a Hobbit’s Tale by Bilbo Baggins"

Idk, I think that name fits better, plus it’s a little bit of a nod to the fans, and The Battle of the Five Armies is just to get the general crowds riled… but who goes to see the last part of a trilogy without knowing what they’re getting into anyway? Do they really need to hook the public?

Also I hope the whole film isn’t going to be The Battle of Five Armies…

And that leads me to another thing:

The Battle of the Five Armies feels clunky… I mean, the bloody battle was called The Battle of Five armies- so why the extra “the”?

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

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You’ve really gotta hand it to short people

brownglucose:

dipschtick:

because they usually can’t reach it anyways.

*kicks the next tall person I see in the shin*

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wholocked-in-221-b:

THE TRUTH LIES RIGHT HERE!!

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Anonymous asked: so this isn't actually a blog by legolas then? Can i really not go a day without being catfished by the internet. First i had to find out that one blog wasnt really run by a skeleton and now this?! ive had it with this site

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

leoneabbacchio:

videogamedad:

flummoxecl:

videogamedad:

takingbackfundaes:

videogamedad:

leoneabbacchio:

skeletons are shitty fucking idiots

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how is it a skeleton but has fleshy hands

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where the fuck do you even find these pictures

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STOP IT

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